Products of Sweden

In the north of Europe there is snow and ice, and in the south of Europe there is piss and bajs - Which is a modern saying that implies that we are the best and the brightest and that everything you might need in life you can find here in Sweden, such as; beautiful landscapes and women; clean air and pockets; history and surströmming; very old traditions such as halloween. 

Our national sport is innebandy which you might know as land hockey, but football and ice hockey are far more loves by the general population. Our forests and mountains are vast and wide, filled with trolls and swamps. Our economy runs on timber, ore and production and we inhibit our people from consuming goods as women, weed and alcohol. We are a socialist society built on christian faith and uphold a monarch of french origin as regin of state, but who weilds no power in politics. We love our mashed veggies with slices of boiled poke, as well as hand rolled balls of beef with ketchup.